miss-nerdgasmz:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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princesazula:

They were just kids that i once knew

(Source: jungli)

panic! + music video titles

(Source: interquast)

nobecausefuckyou:

son i have some news for you

(Source: bonnefoygras)

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

(Source: lavish)

p-a-n-i-c-a-t-t-a-c-k:

wantbrendon:

fall-out-bruh:

lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off

he still takes them off anyway

even more fun

p-a-n-i-c-a-t-t-a-c-k:

wantbrendon:

fall-out-bruh:

lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off

he still takes them off anyway

even more fun

(Source: andyhurleey)

(Source: ronaldweasl-y)

(Source: bryko)

"The world’s 85 richest people have as much wealth as the world’s 3.5 billion poorest."
This statistic was recently released in United Nations report that uses Oxfam figures. It’s also a huge wake-up call for anyone who doesn’t consider income inequality a major issue in global politics. (via micdotcom)

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

sirius-draws:

it’s been a trying past few days

(Source: siriusdraws)

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

little-miss-boxie:

*continues to hit decline on restart now button*

sparktheboar:

sherlockedpanda:

fuzzykitty01:

heronswing:

Hey Crime fiction writers. Here’s an oft-cited reference chart to show you what different bullets look like going in and coming out.

"I am a writer…" I whisper as I reblog this.

"I am a murderer…" I realize as I reblog this.

"I am both…" I realise as I reblog this.

booksandpublishing:

dukeofbookingham:

THERE IS A WHOLE CATEGORY OF HOGWARTS ATMOSPHERES ON AMBIENT-MIXER. SO IF YOU HAVE WIFI AND WANT TO FEEL LIKE YOU’RE AT THE CASTLE, CLICK HERE.

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This exists.